King of the jungle calls my bluff

im michael 17. awkward. dudes. Gauges. Theater. yeahhh.


colewestside:

itshosay:

nicholascobalt:

play this at my funeral

this is disgusting. 

HAHAHAHAAHAHA I can’t


colewestside:

itshosay:

nicholascobalt:

play this at my funeral

this is disgusting. 

HAHAHAHAAHAHA I can’t

rabioheab:

why 

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why would someone do this to me 

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stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

zorcher:

hippos-go-rawr:

that-nerd-next-door:

queenofmanyfandoms:

femmejackfrost:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

tAKES OUT FAJITA

crying omg.

IT’S BACK! i’ve forgotten how much i missed this post ahaha

oh and i tried it too - cleverbot gave me a flat out “No.”

I tried it and got- cleverbot *takes out God*

okay so i tried it



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